Just plain scary.

A couple of years ago, our friend Cory was heading back to DePaul after a night out. He got off the el, walked down the stairs, and rounded the corner to exit the station. As he turned the corner, a homeless woman pops up in front of him and looks him straight in the eye. She reaches down, grabs the bottom of her dress..and pulls it up over her head. She laughs this CRAZY laugh while shimming and shaking....Turns out, she had NOTHING on under that dress. Cory said,"I have never seen anything so disturbing. I became a man that night."